cosmo-sex-tips:

If he starts to whisper dirty talk in your ear, shout back “YA NASTY” in his ear.

(via oblivioustolove)

shavingryansprivates:

ACCIDENTALLY STEPPING ON YOUR PET IS THE WORST THING EVER

THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU STEPPED ON THEM AND THEY CAN’T EVEN UNDERSTAND YOUR APOLOGY BECAUSE THEY DON’T SPEAK ENGLISH

(Source: shavingryansprivates)